(explosion sound effects)
(ominous orchestral music)
(ominous music continues)
(water splashes)
(birds chirping)
(elegant piano music)
(muffled moaning)
(chains jingling)
Sorry, Henry.
I can't keep you here anymore.
I promise I tried my best.
I'm sorry.
(footsteps pattering)
(dramatic orchestral chord) (cracks)
(rustling)
(squishing)
♪ Once again it's sound
♪ Yeah I live my life like a party
♪ Grab my girl take some shots then I make her naughty
♪ Feelin' on her body while she dancin' all exotic
♪ This music got me feeling good
♪ Damn I'm so excited
♪ I celebrate like it could be my last
♪ Havin' a ball yeah you know
(ominous music)
♪ As you can make 'em
♪ Just put 'em on my tab
♪ Yeah man I'm lovin' this
(ominous music)
♪ Rewind go right back and do it again
♪ Yeah I can toast to that
♪ If you've got that good weed
♪ Then let's smoke to that
(ominous music)
(dramatic chord)
Wanna do some drugs?
(imitates owl hoots)
Done with that?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Wait.
So you know this place used to be part
of a secret government experiment?
- Please don't start with that conspiracy shit again.
It's true.
The government used to bring psychotic patients out here.
Used to bring them out here,
take them to the middle of the lake,
and tie cinder blocks to their feet and then push them in.
And watch them float to the bottom.
You mean sink to the bottom?
What did I say?
You said float to the bottom.
You can't float to the bottom of anything.
You can only float to the top.
Now can I have that?
[Boyfriend] Stop.
Give it to me.
- Babe, I think you have a serious problem.
- The only problem I have is that every time we smoke,
you start rambling about UFOs and government conspiracies.
No, it's true.
I used to have a friend who knew someone out here.
(coughs)
these criminals drugs all the time.
And then murder them.
And the government and pharmacy companies paid
- Can we talk about something else?
- That's why they call this place Crazy Lake.
They're all out there.
- You know you're an idiot, right?
Sometimes I wonder why I even let you see me naked.
- It's 'cause we both like tacos.
So are we gonna do this?
Do what?
Yes, please.
Wait.
Let's go in the tent.
(ominous music)
(tent zips)
- I really appreciate what you're doing right now.
Just stop talking.
(grass rustling)
(blade chinks)
(electronic music)
(tent rips) (screams)
(squishing)
(blade chinks)
(squishing)
(blade chinks)
(rips)
(pants loudly)
(ominous music)
(coughs)
(suspenseful orchestral music)
(blade whooshes) (splats)
(car honks)
- Let's go see what they're doing.
(upbeat electronic music)
I got it.
[Julia] What a gentleman.
Don't have a suitcase?
Are you gonna have enough clothes?
- Johnny, I'm only planning on wearing bikinis.
It's gonna be a good week.
(upbeat electronic music)
Kristen!
Will you be honest with me?
- Is one of my boobs bigger than the other?
Just tell me, I can take it.
- Maybe a little, but I think that's normal.
That's not normal!
Let me see yours.
That's it, I'm not going.
What's your deal?
I feel like he's looking for reasons to break up with me.
- You don't know what it's like being with guys like him.
One second, he's telling me he loves me,
the next second, he's telling his friends
about Biggie Smalls.
You're so lucky you don't have a boyfriend.
Thanks.
- I mean, you totally could if you wanted one.
Uh-huh.
- Can I please just see your boobs?
No.
Let me see them!
No! (laughs)
(car honks)
That's Tim.
(gentle electronic music)
- How much farther, I have to pee.
We're really close.
I really have to go.
It's like two more miles.
Can't you just...
No, this is happening, pull over.
- What? - Pull over, Mark!
Babe, pull over.
Move!
Move, get out!
Jesus!
She's really fun.
Hello?
She might be taking a shit.
(chuckles)
- I'm gonna go make sure she didn't pass out.
( gasps) You okay?
[Kim] Scared me!
Ready to go?
[Kim] Wait, look at this.
What is it?
- I don't know, maybe it's like a rabbit
or raccoon got killed or something.
Killed by what?
I don't know, Kim.
Maybe a coyote.
Let's just go.
- [Kim] Nobody said anything about coyote!
You okay?
Yeah.
Kristen, do you have any service?
I have one bar.
Nope, I have no bars.
- So, Kristen, you excited to meet Corey?
Who's Corey?
You didn't tell her?
- Tell me what? - Nothing.
Johnny and Mark's friend.
He's gonna be at the cabin.
Megan's trying to get you guys to have sex.
(chuckles)
He's joking.
No, you literally said,
"I'm going to get them to have sex."
Megan.
Fine, okay, I said it.
But what I meant was I just thought it'd be cool
for you to have someone to hang out with this week.
It's three couples.
I don't want you to be left out.
I'll be fine.
I was just planning on relaxing
and reading a book or something.
Let's get one thing straight.
You can light candles or read 50 Shades whenever you want,
but not this week.
Not this week.
Okay.
Fine.
Yay!
(engine revving)
What do we have here?
Oh shit, what's up, my man?
Glad you made it, brother.
Johnny B. Hood!
[Johnny] What's up, man?
Hi. Corey.
Yeah, you are.
Look at that face!
Hi, I'm Corey.
Hi, I'm Kristen.
(inhales)
God, I wish I could live in this moment.
I, um, like your smile.
Thank you.
Is it vintage?
What?
Is it vintage?
[Kristen] Oh.
(gentle electronic music)
I just wanna lay down a few ground rules before we head in.
Throw up goes in the toilet, condoms go in the trash,
and under no circumstance, will anybody shit in the tub.
- You do something seven or eight times,
you get a reputation.
But other than that, this week has no rules.
Let's just have some fun and get fucked up!
(group cheers)
Let's go!
Get the key...
[Johnny] Come on, man.
[Mark] I'm trying.
(ominous music)
Um, guys, guys!
What do you want, man?
I'm trying.
(door thudding)
Just back off, man.
(doorknob rattling)
I don't wanna have to hurt you.
It's twist.
To the left, then the right.
(door clicks)
- Jesus, that was like a frigging horror movie.
Who are you, man?
Name's Cyrus.
What y'all doing up here?
- [Mark] My uncle owned the place.
- He never said nothing about no nephew.
[Mark] You knew him?
Manner of speaking.
I look after the place ever since he passed.
God rest his soul.
- [Mark] Well, appreciate the help with the door.
- Have y'all accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
I'm a Christian.
- Not dressed like that you ain't.
Babe.
It's Cyrus, right?
around here that do bottle service?
Cool.
Y'all just stay on property.
And there won't be no trouble.
I'm gonna be by tomorrow to fix some things out back.
Thanks again for the door.
Love you, dog.
Stay black, homie.
[Tim] Oh, hell no, bitch.
[Kim] Babe!
Any one but the master!
Isn't this place great?
You okay?
Yeah.
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
Yeah, this place is awesome.
That guy just creeped me out
and we're in some stranger's cabin.
- Jules, he's not a stranger, and the cabin was a gift.
I promise nothing bad is gonna happen this week.
Okay?
It's gonna be great.
Come on.
I guess this is the only one.
- Why don't you take it and I'll stay on the couch.
No, no, no, no, it's fine.
I can sleep on the couch.
Don't be crazy, just take it.
I'll stay on the couch.
Okay?
Uh, well, we can share it.
Serious?
Yeah.
Swap off each night on the couch.
- Oh, I thought you meant like...
We'll work it out.
Um, I'll see you later.
See ya.
- Hey, can you help me with this?
Yeah.
Kim, I'm trying.
Just not happening.
Think you'll have to go without it.
Nice try.
I'm gonna go lay out in the sun.
- You don't wanna hang out over here?
- [Kim] Oh, you want me to hang out over here?
- Hell yeah. - Yeah?
- [Kim] You wanna have a little fun?
- You know it. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - Aw, too bad, babe.
I don't think so.
Bye.
Woman, you the devil!
(funky electronic music)
Who wants to slip into something a little more comfortable?
(group cheers)
What's that?
- Camera. - Ooh, take my picture?
You take it?
Nah, it's video.
(water splashes) - Asshole.
Lucky it's waterproof.
You wanna get naked?
I'll make you famous.
I'm okay.
[Mike] Okay.
Think I'm gonna go down there.
See what's happening.
Take your time.
(water splashes)
(ominous music)
Mike?
(water splashes)
What's wrong with you?
- What? - I saw somebody down there!
- A person, I saw a person down there, let's go!
- What, no, Katie, come... - I'll be right back!
No, Katie!
Katie!
(upbeat electronic music)
(suspenseful music)
(pants loudly)
(ominous music)
Come on.
(phone rings)
(blade chinks) (blood splashes)
- [Operator] 9-1-1, what is the address of your emergency?
- Fuck! (blood splashes)
(group cheers) (upbeat electronic music)
(ominous music) (breathes loudly)
who has the best slide, and losers go in the lake.
Hold this, babe.
Don't go yet.
Babe, can you hold this?
Yeah.
Hey.
Nice dick.
Thanks.
All right, I'll go first.
- Six. - Six.
(girls cheering) - Go, Corey!
Go, Corey!
- Three. - Five.
- Kristen. (chuckles)
(ominous music)
[Kim] Come on, baby!
(group cheers)
Three.
Aw, come on!
Wait, here's the last part.
(ominous music)
(high-pitched clink) (thuds)
(screams)
Fuck! - What happened, man?
- God damnit, something on the ground cut me.
Where?
The fuck is that?
Barbwire.
[Tim] Babe, you're a nurse.
What should he do?
- Really, I'm a dental hygienist.
- We need to put pressure on this.
Megan, go inside the house, get a towel or a rag.
Kim, go with her, see if you can find a first-aid kit.
Oh shit, look, it's Dr. Quinn.
Dude, fuck off!
Do I need stitches?
We gotta get this cleaned up first.
- Just gonna use this to apply pressure, all right?
- Dude, why the fuck is there barbwire
on the ground? - I don't know, man!
- Kim, did you find a first-aid kit?
No, I couldn't find one.
Is he gonna be okay?
- Corey, grab me that bottle of vodka.
- Okay. - No!
- Listen, we have to get the dirt
and bacteria out before it gets infected.
- Here. - I don't want it!
- Babe, hand me your phone, I gotta record this.
- Please, just take me to a hospital.
- No, we have to get it cleaned now.
No, don't.
Someone grab his arms?
No.
No!
Worldstar!
No, no, no, no, no!
(screams)
(engine sputtering)
How could you do this to me?
You knew what time we had to be there!
Do not put this on me!
- You're the one that wanted to wait to put gas in,
and now we're stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere!
It's fine, all right?
Just calm down.
- Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
You know what?
Fuck you, Farrah!
- Well, there have to be some houses around here somewhere,
so I'm going to go and find help.
You stay in the bloody car if you want to!
Fine!
(ominous music)
Lacey, wait!
Bitch asked me to drive
and then she wants to give me shit.
Lacey!
- Just stay with the car, Farrah!
(suspenseful music)
Lacey, turn around!
What do you want?
Lacey, please!
What?
(screams)
(thuds) (screams)
- No, no, no, please, please, please.
(pants loudly)
(dramatic drum music)
So, how's the foot?
It hurts.
- You know, technically, you did lose.
Thanks, man.
- So, anybody down for some poker?
I guess.
- I'm sorry, who's down for some strip poker?
Definitely!
(ominous music)
- All right, things are starting to get interesting.
Kim.
Kim?
Kim!
- What? - It's you.
Oh.
Whatever, I'm out.
- All right, looks like it's just Corey and Megan.
(breathes loudly)
Fellas, can we have a little powwow for a second?
Hey, no cheating.
Babe, it's not cheating.
It's coaching.
- [Corey] All right, so it's not good.
What do you have?
Pair of eights.
Goddamn!
Um, them some sweet ass cards though.
[Mark] You gotta do it.
- Yeah, man, I really wanna see Megan's boobs.
(chuckles)
My bad.
Nah, it's cool.
They're really nice.
All right.
- Yeah. - Cool, you guys ready?
- Not yet. - All right, well, hurry up.
I'll get another beer.
[Johnny] Me too.
[Mark] Come on.
Talk to you for a second?
What's up, man?
Can I give you some advice?
- Okay. - All right.
As you're probably aware, very good chance
that everyone in this room is gonna see your dick tonight.
Yeah, I know.
- Okay, and it's no secret that you got
a little candy crush on Kristen.
Depending on how this goes, it could be very good
or it could be really bad.
- Look, Corey, I've never seen your penis,
sure's got a lot going for it,
I just wanna make sure that when you do present it,
you're showing people the best of what you have to offer.
- So you're saying I should get a boner...
Hey-oh!
Keep it down, motormouth.
Look, kid, nobody's talking about a boner here.
Okay, I'm talking about a happy middle ground.
Got a little bit of gas in the tank,
but you're not slamming your foot down on the pedal.
Okay.
All right, I think I understand what you're saying.
But I don't know how to do that.
Corey, Corey, Corey.
Those girls are hot, right?
Possibly unrealistically hot.
All you gotta do is give a quick glance.
Get the party started.
Whatever you do, don't stare.
You don't need a noise complaint.
Understand?
Yep.
Right.
That's my boy.
Go out there and put your best dick forward.
[Mark] Ladies, finally ready?
Uh, duh.
[Mark] Let's start with Corey.
What do you wanna do?
I'm in.
Okay.
Megan, what do you wanna do?
I'm in.
All right, moment of truth.
Corey.
Pair of eights.
[Mark] Megan?
Pair of fives.
(guys cheering)
[Tim] Come on, babe, no hands.
Okay.
(suspenseful drum music)
(pants loudly)
(door thudding)
What was that?
Was that the door?
That's what it sounded like.
Someone gonna get that?
[Tim] I'll go check it out.
It's probably just carolers.
(door thudding)
(doorknob rattles)
(door thudding)
- Come on, come on, come on, come on, please open.
(Tim humming) (door thudding)
Who is it?
(blade chinks) (gasps)
(blood splashes)
And behind door number one!
Guys!
There's no one even here.
(ominous music)
(dramatic orchestral chord) (screams)
- Outside, I saw someone out the window.
- Where? - Out there!
Everyone, stay here.
What are you doing?
(blade chinks)
Mark, don't!
What's going on?
Someone's outside!
What's that?
It's fucked up.
Wasn't there when we got here.
[Mark] Okay, this ends now.
Wait, man, I'll come with.
No.
Stay here.
- [Corey] All right, I'm gonna take a piss.
Hello?
Someone out here?
- I don't know, Johnny, but I saw someone outside!
What, you don't believe me?
- Huh? - No, it's okay.
- I bet that was that creepy guy.
- Megan, why would a lonely old man
wanna watch a bunch of young, hot girls strip?
Do you think before you talk?
(squeaking)
What was that?
Did you shut the door?
[Tim] Yeah.
Did you lock it?
Nuh-uh.
Corey, is that you?
(ominous music)
Hey, are you okay?
Hello?
(suspenseful music)
(water splashes)
(ominous music)
- What? - Did you open the front door?
- No, dude, I took a piss inside.
But did you open the door?
- No, dude, I took a piss inside.
Is there a problem?
No, it's okay.
We just thought we heard the front door open,
and we wanted to know if it was you.
- We did hear the front door open.
Well, it wasn't me.
It's all right, man.
- Yeah, man, hobble on over there and see what it was.
- Sit down, man, I'll check it out.
No, Corey, wait!
What?
Figured, uh, since I was just out there, came back,
I got a little toy, uh, I'm good for a little bit.
No?
- [Corey] Don't worry about it, man.
It's probably just Mark.
What?
I guarantee he doesn't come back with a gift.
So, who's up for another round?
Hey, Mark, you out here, man?
Mark!
(ominous music)
(muffled buzzing)
Mark, is that you?
Mark.
(buzzing)
(squeaking)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
What are you doing?
I was looking for you.
What's that?
- I don't know, I found it in the crate.
(sighs)
You okay, man?
I just got out of the cold ass lake and I get back here
to find you snooping around in my family's shit.
- Dude, I think you need to back up
because I was looking for you.
And then I heard a noise and that's why I came in here.
You were looking for me, huh?
Did you expect to find me in that crate?
Maybe in that folder?
- Well, no, but I... - Look,
I don't know you that well, man.
But shit like this isn't going to fly
if you wanna hang with us this week.
Put it back.
and we don't need anymore weird shit scaring the girls.
Fine.
There they are.
So was it that guy?
No, I don't know, um...
- [Tim] Mark, did you go swimming?
- No, I mean, I did, but I know tonight's been crazy,
but we checked outside, no one's out there,
so I think it's best if we just call it a night.
- [Johnny] Well, this has been fun.
Hopefully, my foot doesn't fall off
in the middle of my sleep.
Hey, Mark.
Great party.
Hey, Tim.
Go fuck yourself.
- Oh, you want trouble, huh, guy?
Hey.
Are you okay?
- What's wrong, you've been acting pissed off
since you got back here.
[Mark] Nothing.
Mark, talk to me.
- You know, I shouldn't have invited him.
Invited who? Tim?
No. Corey.
What's wrong with Corey?
- You don't get a weird vibe from that kid?
I mean, I barely know him, but I thought he was cool.
He seems all right.
Kristen seems to like him.
- Nah, something weird's happening.
I don't trust him.
What?
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but when you went to go check outside,
I could've sworn I heard the front door close.
- What, when did you plan on telling me this, Jules?
I didn't think about it!
Why are you getting mad at me?
Sorry, it's just...
It's not how I wanted things to go.
Come here.
It's not your job to make sure everyone has fun.
We can have our own fun.
You smell like shit.
- Oh, yeah, I was, um, in the lake.
I know, why exactly?
Just gonna get in the shower.
How about a bath?
What are you doing?
Brushing my teeth?
Where's Corey?
- I think he's in the living room.
You like him, right?
Yeah, he's cute.
So?
Kristen, I know his type.
He's not gonna make the first move.
You have to be the one to initiate.
What am I supposed to do?
- Well, for starters, stop looking like
you're dressing up for a middle school slumber party.
These are my pajamas.
No.
These are pajamas.
I don't look like that.
Are you kidding, Kristen?
You have a banging body.
Come here.
Why? Ow!
Ow.
And these...
This has to go.
Are you done?
- What do you have on under there?
- What? - I wanna know what
you're wearing under these. - What? Stop.
What are you doing?
What is it?
Nothing, okay?
Don't have anything.
You happy now?
Nice.
Okay, I think you're ready.
Whatever.
Thank you, I guess.
Hey, one last thing.
What?
What are you doing?
Shh.
Just go with it.
Now you're ready.
(ominous music) (door squeaks)
See?
This is nice.
Mark.
What?
What are you thinking about?
Nothing.
Come here.
(ominous music)
What the hell, man?
- Tim! - Worldstar!
Get out of here, man.
Okay, okay.
I'll go in like 30 minutes.
No, go to bed now.
- All right, let's all go to bed.
Come on now, get out of the tub.
I don't think so.
- Well, at least we have the video.
That's it.
(upbeat electronic music)
Hey.
What you doing?
Um, cutting an apple.
You wanna slice?
Sure.
Thanks.
It's really good.
Yeah. (chuckles)
It looks like you really enjoyed that.
So, are you having fun?
- Yeah, I mean, it's been crazier than I thought,
but I'm having fun.
You?
Oh. Yeah.
Well, um, couch is calling my name.
- Uh, well, I actually wanted to talk to you about that.
You know, we don't have to switch.
You can just stay there.
- Well, I mean, it's a really big bed.
We could just share it.
Yeah?
Like one of us on the covers,
the other one on top.
Or we could put like pillows between us.
Yeah.
No, um...
Those are really good ideas.
- Look, I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me.
- I mean, I think you're cool and, um,
I just don't want to make you uncomfortable.
(upbeat electronic music)
I'm not.
- [Tim] Damn, that's some serious Notebook shit, man.
Nobody's gonna wanna see that.
[Corey] Come on, man.
[Kristen] Goodnight, Tim.
All right, man.
Build to that house.
Night, dude.
[Tim] Night, guys.
Goodnight, everyone!
(serene music)
(door knocks)
- Kristen, can I borrow your blow dryer?
Oh.
Oh!
(laughs)
I'm just gonna...
(ominous music)
Mark.
What are you doing?
Beautiful out here, right?
Yeah.
Are you coming inside?
In a second.
- There's some eggs left if you're hungry.
Okay.
It's cold.
I'm gonna go inside.
Hey.
I love you.
I love you too.
- [Johnny] Yeah, man, but that's good to hear.
- Things turned out, you know, unexpectedly.
Yeah, I don't know though.
I think she might be the one.
- So, Corey, how'd you sleep last night?
[Corey] Good.
Really?
Sounded like a goddamn Mariah Carey concert next door.
(high-pitched moan)
(door thuds)
What's going on?
- Nothing, Mark, you do own shirts, right?
I'm on vacation, bitch.
So, what are we doing today?
You should go for a run.
(laughs)
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm gonna take my lady on a little nature hike.
Gonna get in touch with where the wild things are.
Then what are we gonna do?
You guys wanna go fishing?
I saw they have some poles over there.
Oh, yeah?
Where'd you see that?
In one of the bedroom closets.
So now you're just going through everything, huh?
Okay, this seems fun.
Babe, you wanna get going?
Yeah.
Mark.
Let's go get something to eat.
- Yeah. - [Julia] Let's go.
What was that all about, bro?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
[Megan] Babe, wait up.
[Tim] Well, hurry up.
- [Tim] Is it me or has Mark turned into a real psycho?
I think he might be juicing.
Uh, no.
He was drinking coffee.
(snorts) - God, that's cute.
- Wait, do you not even want me to go with you?
Because you do know you can go by yourself.
Megan.
You know I want you to come with me.
You know I've been trying to get some alone time with you.
Come on, dumb-dumb.
So what happens now?
Now we just wait.
Wait for what?
The fish.
Oh.
(pole clicking)
For how long?
As long as it takes.
(sighs)
Well, I'm bored.
You wanna hold my pole?
- No, Johnny, I don't wanna hold your pole.
[Johnny] Babe.
Uh oh.
Nah, man, she's cool.
You should cast over there.
Over there?
All right.
(pole clicking)
You get something?
I'm stuck on something.
Let me see.
Probably just stuck on some weeds.
(pole clicking)
There we go.
Something's on the line.
What is that?
Is that a shirt?
(water splashes)
Oh, shit.
- [Johnny] Looks like somebody went skinny-dipping.
- [Corey] Dude, that's a hospital gown.
That's really weird.
- Dude, can I tell you something?
Yeah, what's up?
- All right, so last night when I was looking for Mark...
- Jesus Christ! - What the fuck man!
Hey, y'all doing some fishing?
Yeah.
Catch anything good?
Nah, man, this lake sucks.
All we got is some shitty hospital gown.
Let me see that.
(ominous music)
Y'all gonna keep doing some fishing?
Nah, man.
We're good. - Yeah.
Let's go back to the house.
(ominous music)
- Looks like somebody was out here camping.
You think they're still here?
- [Tim] No, I don't see any tents.
- [Megan] Babe, why don't we ever go camping?
Meg, you know I only like you
in the kitchen and the bedroom.
- You know, I'm getting really tired of your shit.
but behind all your jokes, there's some truth.
If you think I'm only good for sex,
then maybe we shouldn't be together.
Okay, okay.
I was just having fun.
You know how I feel about you.
Yeah?
How's that?
I love you?
You what?
I love you?
I can't wait till we move in together,
and start a life, and have babies, and...
Ah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just enjoy the moment.
Oh!
Okay.
Ooh, hey now!
Baby, I love you.
Uh-huh.
I said I love you.
Tim.
What?
Did you not hear what I said?
I love you too.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, go.
Worldstar!
(dramatic orchestral chord)
Oh, shit!
(squishing)
(screams)
(squishing)
Going somewhere?
Pack your things, Kim.
[Kim] Where are we going?
We're going home.
There's some crazy shit going on
and we need to get outta here.
You're scared, Johnny?
Kim, it's not a joke.
I don't know what this place is
or why Mark brought us out here.
All that I know is I'm the only black dude
and I'm not sticking around to see what happens next.
Well, I'm having fun.
Fine.
- So you're just gonna walk home?
Go back inside.
Where are you going?
Go find Tim and Megan.
Take Tim's car and get outta here.
What? No.
Johnny, are you serious?
That guy, my foot, stuff that happened last night,
what more do you need?
Look, if you wanna stay, that's fine.
Go back to the cabin.
Wait, baby.
I'm sorry, okay?
Come on.
Be careful.
You sure you wanna do that?
I am.
I win.
[Kristen] How did I cheat?
- [Mark] You guys seen Johnny or Kim?
Uh, no, why?
They're not in their room?
[Mark] No.
- Maybe they went for a hike like Tim and Megan did.
What's going on here?
Just playing a game.
Where'd you get it?
- What? - Where'd you find it?
I...
- I found it in one of the rooms.
Really?
Here, taste this.
Let's go to the bedroom.
Come on.
You wanna play again?
Can I tell you something?
What's that?
- So last night when everything was happening...
(ominous music)
Megan!
Tim!
[Kim] Megan!
[Johnny] Tim!
Johnny, I don't know.
- They couldn't have gone too far.
Let's keep going.
(ominous music)
(soft cracking)
Wait.
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
(soft cracking)
What was that?
Megan!
[Johnny] Kim, wait!
(ominous music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(gasps)
(breathes loudly) (suspenseful drum music)
Oh no!
We have to go!
What's going on?
[Kim] Run!
[Johnny] Oh, shit!
(screams)
Johnny!
Johnny, come on!
I'm sorry.
What?
(moans)
(ominous music)
(blade chinks) (screams)
(blade chinks)
(breathes loudly)
(ominous music)
[Corey] It's just over here.
Wait.
What?
Okay.
Where is it?
[Mark] Where's what?
Mark.
- What are you guys doing in here?
[Corey] What's with the bat?
Oh, I just wanted to see
if anyone was up for a little baseball.
Looking for something?
- Yeah, where's the crate that was here?
- The crate with the stuffed animal.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you serious, dude?
Corey?
No, I swear it was here.
- Sounds like a sad excuse to get you alone.
Seems pretty pathetic if you ask me.
No, that, that's not...
Whatever.
(thuds)
- [Mark] Where do you think you're going?
What is this?
Corey, Corey, Corey.
You just couldn't! (thuds)
(screams)
Leave it! (thuds)
Alone! (thuds)
What is the matter with you?
Don't worry.
You're next.
(grunts) (thuds)
(ominous music)
(breathes loudly) (gasps)
Please don't kill me.
Please, I just wanna go home!
(whimpers)
I won't tell anybody.
Just please, I don't wanna die!
(blade chinks)
(blood splashes)
(intestines splashing)
(thuds)
(eerie music)
- This is not how I wanted things to go.
Why are you doing this?
Julia, sweetheart.
Why don't you try something that you've never done before?
And shut the fuck up!
Mark, this isn't funny.
We didn't do anything wrong.
You.
I should've never invited you.
You just had to go and fuck things up
by getting into things you shouldn't have.
- You know exactly what I'm talking about!
I'm talking about this!
All the patients that got killed out here!
- I don't even know what those are.
You don't know what they are.
Well, did you see this one?
No.
This is my cousin.
He used to live out here with my uncle.
When my uncle died, they couldn't find him.
But now, I'm starting to think maybe he's still out here.
And I can't be babysitting your nosy asses
while I try to find him!
(screams)
[Kristen] Someone's outside.
- It's probably just Tim and Johnny wanting
to join the party.
I'll go grab them.
Don't you fucking move!
Hey, guys.
(dramatic music)
Wait!
His car keys!
Come on, keys, keys, keys.
(keys jingling)
(eerie music)
(screams)
(scratching)
Henry?
Henry, it's you.
It's me, your cousin Mark.
Remember me?
It's okay.
Here, take this.
Everything's gonna be fine.
We're gonna take you some place safe, okay?
Here.
It's okay.
I promise.
Everything is gonna be fine.
We're gonna take you some place safe.
It's okay.
- No! - What are you doing?
(knife clanks)
Don't even think about, just stop!
(squishing)
(blood splashing)
Why did you make me do that?
You always ruined everything! (squishiness)
What's the matter with you?
- I guess crazy just runs in the family.
(ominous music)
(thuds)
(axe whooshes)
(squishing)
(thuds)
(squishing)
Never liked that kid.
You ready?
Everything is gonna be fine.
Here.
(breathes loudly)
Okay?
Let's do this.
(dramatic orchestral chord)
Henry.
(gurgling)
(thuds)
(suspenseful music)
(keys jingling)
Tim!
(screams)
(grunting)
Where the fuck are the keys?
No, no!
(ominous music)
(heart beating)
(keys jingling)
(dramatic chord) (screams)
(breathes loudly)
(keys jingling)
(ominous music)
(whimpers)
(screams) (thuds)
Stay back!
Just stay back!
I'm just gonna get in the car and go.
No don't do that!
(screams) (cracks)
(thuds)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(screams)
(rifle fires)
You all right?
No.
He killed them.
He killed them all.
Well, it's over now.
All right.
You're safe. Calm down.
All right?
Phone back at my house.
Go there, we'll call the police, all right?
[Kristen] Thank you.
Come on.
So your friends, you, uh, you sure they're...
Yeah.
[Cyrus] That's a damn shame.
That's a shame, darling.
Do you know why he did it?
No.
- [Cyrus] Well, I told him I'd seen you first.
What?
- But I guess they don't call it Crazy Lake
for nothing, right?
(locks click)
Where's your house?
- Darling, if you weren't scared before, you should be now.
Please, no.
(screams)
(upbeat electronic music)
(dramatic orchestral chord)
(upbeat electronic music)